A voice crying in the wilderness?

Well, I do hope not.

My trash bin runneth over with the wrapping paper I really should have recycled for next year,

I have hidden the chocolates,

Fed the mince pies to the foxes,

Persuaded myself I really don't like christmas cake,

Sworn to go vegan before I'll eat another mouth full of turkey,

Considered rejoining Weight Watchers,

Walked five times round the bloc,

Let out my trousers and,

(having wrestled the writers block to the ground), am about to start work ,again on the NOVEL

Watch this space!!